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Assignment Demotivational Poster


FAYGO - Who knew all you needed to be accepted was generic soda?




PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


YOUR COAT'S ON FIRE! - Damn! That trick never works...hey I tried guys




THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -


TAGS: assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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H I L A R Y - Ever wonder what she look like under that heavily dressed exterior? These men did and are paying the price...PREVS!




VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


12-21-09 -


TAGS: solstice assignment
Rating: 3.81/5

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dslohand - September 28, 2011, 12:52 am
WOW this is really sick. I gave it 5 hearty stabs. I loved it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 2:37 am
You're a twisted, vulgar and hilarious bastard Veg......5L.


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?


FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm
lol5!


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


FELLATIO - If you want to know if she'll be up to par, just pay attention to how she handles her lollipops.


TAGS: lollipop assignment
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:32 am

I think it is safe to say that TOC has earned the respect of the majority of us here
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:41 pm
I am kinda the n00best mod, membership-wise. I only joined April of last year.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

you are the n00b as a mod, I get it now. sleep, must get sleep
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:36 pm
OH! *facepalm*
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:36 pm

nominate a greybeard.
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
There's a thread...?
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:29 pm
You think Papa Smurf is a wise leader? Also, does Smurfette get a red dress when it's that time of the month? Papa shouldn't be selfish with the fabric...
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:28 pm

that should change soon as Mr. M acts on the votes of the thread he created.
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:27 pm
Me want durgs! LoL And I'm bottom man on the totem pole as I'm the n00b. :(
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:23 pm

forgiven, did you bring enough for everybody? Maybe this isn't the best poster to ask that question on.
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:22 pm
Bottom rung...Ring, rang, rung...Forgive me. I'm on the drugs...
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

Bart - huh?
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:19 pm
You raaaannggggg...sorry, couldn't resist a pun/ AF reference.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

how you figure that?
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:18 pm
Oh, please. I'm bottom rung anyhow. ;)
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:16 pm

you could suggerst it to Mr. M, however he may not respect you anymore ;->~
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:10 pm
...Which would be pretty sweet, imho.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:09 pm

not green because we don't have full mod status and we are helping Mr. M out til Agdaniele gets back. If you see either one of us in green, Mr. M saw fit to make us part of the team full time.
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
Why aren't your names green? A man needs some warning when the banhammer's around.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:53 pm

we are just temps filling in until the regular mods are back.
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:50 pm
Holy Tootsie Pops! Veggie & Rerun are Mods now? Congrats guys!
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:31 pm

LOL, not sure how to take that, so to be safe I will STFU and keep my thoughts to myself
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
I couldn't tell ya; I'm not married.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:19 pm

as soon as the wedding cake is eaten, this rarely is....so I am told
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:14 pm
Why fight a fact of life? :P
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:13 pm

most women usually want to bash men for this activity
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:09 pm
Erm... I was supposed to? LoL
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:08 pm

5L, wonder why none of the LOM have weighed in on this one.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 4:45 pm
I wish they all could be row 3'ers but its just not going to happen. 5 l's
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:20 pm
Pure excellence
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 4:18 pm
AMSOME PRO!
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Goddamn brilliant! 5 fellatiating lions for you! (Watch the teeth...)
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 4:05 pm
LMHO!!!
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Getting bad head is for suckers, Ron.
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
LOL...5 lollipops!


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN -




WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.


TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am
Most of his life I assume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for sex?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am
Brilliant!! 5L


RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.




BOXING DAY -


TAGS: boxing day assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
This is beautiful. And also why I have no kids ... only lots of cats (and the shopping cart I push them around the neighbourhood in while wearing a bathrobe).


WHEN PIGS FLY -




QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


TATTOOS -


TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


HARD TIMES - After losing 2 Death Stars Lord Vader has had to find alternative means of income. If you want to explore the dark side it is going to cost a little extra.




PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




KARMA -


TAGS: where is binladen assignment
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - February 7, 2011, 6:06 pm

not me, I wouldn't be caught anywhere near Pamela Anderson
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:28 am

it just hit me....age the beard and it looks like RR's avatar. hmmmmmmmmmmmm....


LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


RULES - You probably should have made nine of them.


TAGS: swords assignment jet li fight club
Rating: 4.55/5

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Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
Sweet, very sweet
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:48 am
Now he's joining the dead club. LMAO!!! 5L
MustyK - January 13, 2010, 5:50 am
Love It.....5 L's.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
I'm sorry, BOTH movies?
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:56 pm
Excellent poster Pro, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
5 Kobiasi's
Preacher Man - January 9, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hidden cameras? That explains the federal warrant and the angry mob!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:03 pm
The cameras are a mandatory and integral part of the Motifake experience.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
It's in the Motifake "terms and conditions," in REALLY small print.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:59 pm
You have camera's in my house? OH GOD!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm
pff. You act like you don't know about the spy cameras.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
I just watched BOTH of These movies the other day! Creepy.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
Fuckin' brilliant! lol "Ain't no rule that says I can't fillet your ass!" 5/5
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 6:43 pm
There is always a loophole. 5L


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - However, in 1992 you were allowed to throw up in your mouth a little.


TAGS: 1990 assignment crying game
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! 5
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
I hated that movie!! mooo+ snuggled up to much, and knew every line
karlingall - April 5, 2010, 5:15 pm
5l for the haircut in the background
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:38 pm
5l's for his look of defeat.
sickartist - April 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
I'll give you 5L even if I still taste bile.


TERROR - Unbeknownst to her mommy and daddy, the first word Kate learned was "fever."


TAGS: rectal themometer health assignment day
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:20 pm
Nice one.


DESTINY -


TAGS: fish assignment
Rating: 3.87/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:00 am
THIS is GOLD! 5L!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:29 pm
5Ls. Nice work PDM117. Everyone is hitting home runs tonight.


FAT BASTARD - I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
Lol!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!


EXCUSE ME... -


TAGS: sure just dont kill me if my hand slips once or twice assignment for january 1 power girl
Rating: 3.75/5

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DavidEdwardMartin - March 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
That's a nice Power Girl portrait. Who's the artist?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 6:03 am
Nah, I'm busy. Fapping. 5Ls.


TRICHOTILLOMANIA -


TAGS: hair pulling assignment
Rating: 3.75/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 2:36 am
- sometimes there is a need for cooler heads


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




TOW-IN EXTREME SURFING - The use of a helicopter for "TOW-IN" surfing started to appear in the mid 2000s.


TAGS: surf s up assignment
Rating: 1.2/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 29, 2010, 8:53 pm
not a chinook... just sayin'
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
Gonna need a Chinook for this one.


COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.




DOUBLE BLESSING - 7 year old pony party. $270. Your ex-wife having to pick pony poop up out of her yard the next week. PRICELESS


TAGS: children assignment
Rating: 4.71/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 7:17 pm
Hahahahaha! If only my ex had had a yard when our kid was little, instead of living in the projects.
djinnyf - April 24, 2011, 9:26 pm
Who didn't give this 5L???? Perfect! xx


GRAY HAIRS - Sometimes it is better to have traitors than deserters.


TAGS: desertion assignment gray is better than bald
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:54 am
I feel old
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:26 pm
Ditto
Mr. Shiny - May 10, 2010, 6:05 pm
I would trade in my deserters for those traitors any day.
Airman - May 10, 2010, 4:32 pm
truer words were never spoken. I live with a head full of traitors
forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
i'd never have had this idea... great!
Faceplant31 - May 10, 2010, 4:16 pm
Nice one! 5 Gray L's!


YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! - That's why after all these years, your only friend is an imaginary TIGER


TAGS: cartoons assignment
Rating: 4.33/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 6:46 pm
That makes me smile.
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 12:25 pm
Hilarious! I always wondered why only Logic replied to my PMs!
LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:10 am
Dang Cubby! I mean...HELLO!? I'm right HERE! And Aggy is, actually I think Aggy is passed out over there somewhere...
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:36 am
Thats funny man!!!


SOMETIMES... - there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in. - American Beauty (1999)




SCREW ALL OF YOU - Oh, I look like a game of Operation, huh? Well what kind of a retard names their child Cupid? And YOU'RE a dude but your name is Prancer, so guess what? Suck my balls. I'm out.


TAGS: reindeer assignment okay so i like to go down on her during her time of the month so what
Rating: 4.18/5

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erock - February 19, 2010, 2:38 pm
awesome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 9:08 am
That's just the booze talking. lol He's blitzin'! 5/5
spacedog - December 22, 2009, 9:06 am
LMAO! I think I would've remembered that scene from when I was a kid.


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.




F I S H - Book smart? Absolutely. Stream smart? Ehhhh... not so much.


TAGS: fish assignment this one was fun
Rating: 3.89/5

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Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:58 pm
LOL, Sean.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:52 pm
I blame them too. For not misraising you properly. Hope they did better with the kids they liked.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Ha! You're good, I didn't sense a double entendre. But I wasn't referring to the poster before... I meant I was sorry to disappoint about Twisted Sister. I mean, I heard of them but I don't know anything about them. I'm black, bro. I blame my folks.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:22 pm
Push-ups just push-ups. Nothin' double entendre-ish happening here.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
You might want to watch that video on the Tube of You ... it'll make a freakish cross dressing man outta you. So "drop and give me twenty!"
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
No you didn't, you just gave me a half-assed excuse to quote Twisted Sister lyrics. This is a way cool poster.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 9:18 pm
Alrighty, dude. Sorry to disappoint.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:06 pm
Little known fact: Dee Schneider has a masters in marine biology.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
"If that's your best, your best won't dooooooo!" Twisted Sister. I suppose yer too young to know who they are too? Hmmmm?!
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 8:36 pm
LOL no prob, Sean. I know that you know that I did the absolute best that I could with this poster. I'm happy with it.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 7:44 pm
Hey P-man ... shhhhhhhhhh! I did NOT just ichthiology nazi aaannybody 'bout aaaanything. Mmmmkay?
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
Well done. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Fucking excellent! 5 Lions.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:24 pm
Touché, Sean. I sure hope not. But finding this many good pics of salmon that look remotely alike was harder than I expected.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 3:42 pm
Has motifake ever had an ichthiology nazi? *snickers*
motifake - December 3, 2009, 3:35 pm

LMAO! Glad youre back


THE PERFECT TEN - If I could get Betty Rubble and Garth's mom in a threesome...


TAGS: perfect 10 assignment time changes percetion
Rating: 3.73/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:41 am
Shaaa-Wing!


GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.




YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




BAD JOKE -




SWAMP -


TAGS: restraining orders assignment cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Neener - October 8, 2010, 9:32 pm
Very nice!
Reality Lord - October 8, 2010, 8:43 pm

awesome


PROTESTS - This ones almost over.


TAGS: tear gas feb assignment
Rating: 4.5/5

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Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Oooooh the fun I could have with one of those.
agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:45 pm
Heh heh.... yeah, LOL!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:24 pm
Nice one.


WHAT?! - I said THIS IS CORNY! You forgot to rinse out my can, you douche!




EVIL POOH -


TAGS: evil animals assignment
Rating: 4.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 11:27 am
Pooh said I wouldn't have to 'taste the honey' tonight if I gave this 5L.


BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM - Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?


TAGS: big bottom assignment
Rating: 4.35/5

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TokinFire - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
"This goes to 11."
Zed - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Big Bottom, featured on Spinal Tap's Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 4:03 pm
Spinal Tap FTW! 5Ls.


JAPAN - The only place on the planet where WTF and FTW mean the same thing!


TAGS: bash a country assignment
Rating: 4.26/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 11:35 pm
5 insrcutables
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
ROR, 5 WTFFTW's!


NAILED FINGERS - Leading cause of temporary turrets syndrome since the invention of the hammer.


TAGS: fingernails assignment
Rating: 4.18/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 1:55 pm
Yes that would be correct, and don't call me Shirley.
5butjam - April 14, 2010, 1:35 pm
Pardon my obnoxiousness, surely Tourette's syndrome?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 12:21 pm
FUCK!....ASS!.....5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice one pie, i will totally vouch for this poster. 5 bustednails for you


STEALTH MODE - With his unmatched ability to control animals, along with free access to your home each Christmas, pervo Santa (pictured) "likes" your sister. A lot.




BLONDES -


TAGS: show me your wits assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 2:08 pm
Moderator! PM me please, whoever you are.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 3:36 pm
reply: "Where?"


MERRY MOTIFAKIN' CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: elves assignment
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:24 am
Excellent Veggie!!!
spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
Love it PDM117! It's hard to pitter-patter in those lousy shoes walking on just your hind legs.
Cubbybear - December 17, 2009, 10:51 pm
Classic I love it
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 9:07 pm
The things we do for love!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:53 pm
LMAO, Aggy! The sacrifices we make...
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:36 pm
(body gone)
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:34 pm
They can't charge me when they never found a body. Wait........ FREE GUINNESS FOR EVERYONE!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
That's exactly what Cubby, Aggy, Random, MWLF, & Spacedog wants everyone to think: That they're "cute" and "safe" and "acquitted."
Derek - December 17, 2009, 3:50 pm
Awwww cute :-)


GRAND THEFT DREIDEL -


TAGS: hanukkah assignment numba 1 in the hood g
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2009, 10:25 am

as the resident jewish Mitifaker I give this 5 spinning driedels. Shalom
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
And if I catch any others doing it, they're getting hit, too. No reason for regulars to be 1Ling others across the board.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:21 am
Not sure there's much that can be done. If I catch him in the middle of a 1L campaign again, he's getting banned. Not going to let him do this.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:19 am
Not just one vote, though. I'm talking about all of them. Could be worse, though. This could be YouTube where there's no governing body at all.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:18 am
I doubt it... one vote doesn't sink a poster.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:17 am
Well then maybe I was mistaken before about the other thing... it almost makes it not worth spending time working on a poster.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:15 am
He's hitting everyone with 1L's - just a punk.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 4:13 am
Please tell me Aggy. I really, REALLY want to know.


BACK TALK - As you get older, this same trait will get you called a smart aleck, a smart ass, a wise guy, a schmuck, and senile. But somewhere in between, it'll get you called witty, and it WILL get you laid.


TAGS: wit assignment glad to be back
Rating: 3.89/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
That's the plan! 5 sassy lions with attitude.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 1:57 am
my 5L...perfect, great job!
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:55 am
Er...not together... I meant each... Ah crap.
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:54 am
Touche! Him and Airman.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:53 am
Thanks, Space Dizzle. And Ronsart could probably get some ass via motifake if he wanted to. Hell, maybe he already has...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:49 am
That's about as likely as the Loch Ness monster.
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:47 am
LOL. It doesn't say anything about making motifakes getting anyone laid.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Thanks?
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:42 am
Nice one Produceman. 5Ls Some guys even make careers out of being smart-alecks.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:41 am
Hey Random. Sorry about the temporary insanity. BTW, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is "poster 70370," pray tell?
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 1:34 am
Poster 70370 seems truer every day. Welcome back.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:33 am
Will do, Aggy. Thanks.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:25 am
Kick off your shoes... stick around awhile.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:25 am
Excellent! A good start to a triumphant return!


HAPPY HOLLANDAISE! - From: Jimbo (not pictured), Jimbo Jr. (not pictured), Shelly (not pictured), Tina (not pictured), Uncle Ricky (not pictured) and Bertha.


TAGS: favorite food assignment with centerfolds get it center folds goodnight folks
Rating: 3.83/5

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Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy eggs benedict! I think I'm in lust.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:03 pm
Niiiiiice.


POWER GIRL AUDITIONS - You're doing it wr...ight? S-s-s-sorry, LaKeisha. We'll call you....'ll call us. Got it.


TAGS: power girl assignment what the fukk is a comicon she asked
Rating: 3.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:58 pm
That's photoshopped. Women bodybuilders are generally nasty looking (IMO) but they cannot get *that* big, even with steroids.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm

@K - what the hell are you searching for? This is the 2nd rather disturbing image of a woman you have pulled from the depths of Motifake.
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
Stop finding these, Krissie!!!! Aaaaaargh!
Krissie - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm
I...uhmmm...Well,thats....disgusting? 5L's from me for a potential vomit factor.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 1:14 pm
And of course, those are implants. Not enough body fat for them te be otherwise. And many female body builders get implants when their boobs get lost in their pecs.
spacedog - January 1, 2010, 8:08 pm
Yikes! That swimsuit has gone where no man has gone before.


MUAY THAI BOXING -




HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -


TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


STRIPPER GLITTER - SLUT-DUST,is your way of letting the wife know, you're going to enjoy jerking off and sleeping on the basement couch.




JUGGALOS - The Timmys of the real world.


TAGS: jaggalo timmy assignment
Rating: 2.08/5

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Cloudchaser - July 6, 2010, 1:28 pm
I thought they were called "clowny freaks". Yeah I watch Squidbillies


KISSES -


TAGS: april assignment challenge kiss
Rating: 4.78/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:47 am
he's just jealous of all the butts you were around today. 5L
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
excited for peanut butter?
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
5 doggie treats. Well done CK.


OH BOTHER! -


TAGS: calendar assignment not a tribute not for cubby not for logic for aug 27
Rating: 4.76/5

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Cubbybear - August 27, 2010, 10:45 pm
Damn...I used the "T" word....sorry LogicDude
Cubbybear - August 27, 2010, 10:45 pm
Is it really a tribute if no names are given? 5Tiggers
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 9:43 pm

many thanks guys.
Iconoclast - August 27, 2010, 8:14 pm
Really excellent - 5L
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 4:44 pm

i was. i've been here for about a year but not serious like now. logic was a fav...as was ron's art...and alot more. i'd actually like to see a "tribute event" to the old guys who help build this place.
culos - August 27, 2010, 4:30 pm
Were you even around when LD was here? This is worthy of five furry tigers!


IRISH WHISKEY -


TAGS: irish whiskey assignment cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:26 am
Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leading me astray...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:14 am
Moooooooooooo wants!!!!!!!! 5L


BUT I COULD BE WRONG -




LADY LUCK - When she smiles on you remember she has the attention span of a 2 year old.


TAGS: luck april assignment
Rating: 4.44/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:23 pm
With ADHD after a bag of pixie sticks and a 6 pack of red bull


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




PERSONAL AD -


TAGS: personal ad assignment cubby
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:07 am
LOL!


COMPREHENSION -


TAGS: creepy uncle assignment
Rating: 3.81/5

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Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
This poster is the result of the solution suggestion you gave me a few weeks ago. Subtle as it may be, I still feel much better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Man, You're amesome.......My white guilt is almost gone.....xd.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:37 pm
Um... sure. Wait, what? I'd like to phone a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:36 pm
But you're jiggy with it ....Right?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:34 pm
Nope not too far. I've got a ton of rhythm. Soul, on the other hand, had its hey day during my parents' generation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Too far?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
I just wanted to know if you had rhythm....if you had sooooooul!!!!
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:30 pm
Well thanks Moo. Why do you ask?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Veggie,I have reviewed your posters.....you're HILARIOUS!!!. But can you dance?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
Bravo...Bravo!....5 bigoted lions.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:27 am
*is
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:26 am
That title text us still damn creepy.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Hey, thanks y'all.
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Excellent PDM117. 5Ls
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm
Giving us the next generation of strippers!
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:43 pm
Ahhhh yes, the gift of inappropriate touching...it's the gift that keeps on giving! 5L!!!
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
5 good touch/bad touch lions.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Thanks Bone! My favorites of yours are easily 75851 and 77663. Thanks to everyone else, too.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:58 pm
This one is truly your best..I love dark humor!
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 7:57 pm
It's good to be back, Bone. Really good.
silcas - December 4, 2009, 6:55 pm
Love the book reference on this one.
ronsart - December 4, 2009, 6:48 pm
creative, funny etc...etc...5L+!
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:29 pm
Now that's just plain sick...Oh, and I love it! 5 Poodles!!!
MrRandom - December 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
Hahahahha, awesome punchline Produce.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: assignment can you imagine an italian mexican nude beach
Rating: 3.81/5

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ICEMAN - March 14, 2010, 11:53 am
You sure thats the only reason for the collar?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 11:33 am
I wear a collar now... no more fleas.
rerun - March 14, 2010, 11:22 am

you know, after seeing this I think it is time to spend some family time at the flea market. This pic just reminded me of that
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:19 am
"that, that is seen, can not be unseen" and I didn't need to see that. 5L
ICEMAN - March 14, 2010, 12:27 am
Don't get your hopes up. I'm not that easy.
DreMagnum - March 14, 2010, 12:27 am
Women like hair, I say keep it
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 12:26 am
Are you hitting on me, Ice?
ICEMAN - March 14, 2010, 12:25 am
Two words, Aggy... Hot wax.
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:35 pm
Some folks love'em....*coughculoscough*
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:33 pm
Gross is entertaining to many... I mean, not everyone hates cankles, right?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:32 pm
Cubbybear was once banned for "GROSS".....by a douchebag whose name I can't remember.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:30 pm
Gross is a rejection reason? Okay... who has the weak stomach? Do we have a Corona drinker in our ranks?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I had to crop this. It wasn't technically nsfw but "GROSS" is still a valid rejection reason.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
LOL! - it's no picnic for the survivors, either.
MrRandom - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
Suicide rates were massive that day.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
...and the beach loooooves agdaniele!


HEART ATTACK PIZZA - The last pizza you'll ever have... ...Your mouth is watering


TAGS: pizza assignment
Rating: 3.75/5

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EssenceOfJester - May 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Mmmmmm. Cholesterol.
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 29, 2010, 12:55 pm
You call that a pizza? I call it an evening snack.
Cubbybear - January 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
In case you're wondering... That's a Big Mac, a Whopper and a Wendy's double w/ boneless hot wings on that pizza
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Buffalo, peperoni and artichoke...ummmmm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:49 pm
Every pizza place in my town sells a cheeseburger pizza....we Canadians are so ahead of our time.........and ahead on the cholesterol scale.
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
cheesburger pizza? Genius! 5L


ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Awesome!


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is associated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive assistance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


TUNA FISH CASSEROLE -


TAGS: favorite food assignment id rather eat a dead possum
Rating: 3.4/5

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Reason - December 21, 2009, 3:55 pm
1 reason im glad i dont live in Canada. we get down to -15 or so with windchill and those days are few. One thing though my weather changes constantly, a few weeks ago it was 60 F now its like 15 F.
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 12:21 am
we hit -40 with the windchill here week before last
Reason - December 21, 2009, 12:12 am
i get it now. sometimes innuendo is lost on me after i shovel 2 feet of snow. Its just so cold all you can think is: "FUCK, IT'S COLD"
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:10 pm
A good advert. Tuna - unsustainably being fished out everywhere.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:13 pm
I'm glad you got the joke ;)
Reason - December 20, 2009, 11:16 am
that is a vomitous and disgusting mass of bleh. Poor cooking skills are likely to be the cause of this because i've had tuna casserole and it didn't look like that


DISTRACTIONS - While you were busy looking at Catherine Bell's boobs, ninjas stole all the beer in your refrigerator.


TAGS: dont blame me youre the one who got distracted assignment for january 6 ninjas
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL @ Grey.... oh yeah, it's that.
GreyScorpion - May 2, 2010, 1:37 pm
guess what?
G4briel - May 2, 2010, 1:26 pm
The hat is wrong. She was a marine. OH NO!!! THIS WAS A GAY TEST, ISN'T IT?!?!?
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 8:19 am
It was worth it, I can always run to the store for more beer


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again.


TAGS: workplace demotivational assignment
Rating: 3.27/5

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Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 8:09 am
Yes, Wnehls. Look closely: The deodorant brands Old Spice, Sure, Suave, Secret, and Axe are all in the text...hence the title.
wnehls - November 19, 2009, 7:33 am
axe?
Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 6:26 am
That's not what I meant, but thanks?
whatukno - November 19, 2009, 6:23 am
It's alright I give it a 3
Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 5:51 am
Anybody? Nothing? *big sigh* Jesus...


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